Things that makes me happy

3. Honey straight from the jar.
I have recently become a sugar junkie. Sometimes I eat so much sugar that I'll go into a sugar-coma and not be able to move. I just sit there, eyes half shut, wheezing.
I once finished half a honey-bear while watching tv, baby-bottle-style!

And then I passed out.

Things that makes me happy

2. Stickers
I LOVE STICKERS. When I was little, stickers were cool, but you could only use them once. Now, as an adult, I'm a wee bit obsessed. I once spent $20 on stickers at Brooks Pharmacy. I kid you not!
So what's so great about stickers, you ask?
Well, you can put them anywhere! Just ask this kid:









They help encourage losers:



(My favorite one says, "first poop in potty")











They can be trippy and strange, Lisa Frank stylee:


(What the effing shit is going on in this picture?)





They can be over-the-top-cute:









They can be totally nasty:


(Who wouldn't want these?)









So there you go. Stickers. Rock.

Things that makes me happy

This is the first installation of "things that makes me happy", an ongoing list of random objects, activities, or ideas that cause me to quiver with excitement.

1. New White Socks

[No. I am not racist. I just thought the title was apt.
And actually, it's kinda funny to put this here...like, "Huh? what is she saying about white socks? Am I a racist if I demand white socks? This makes me question my entire existance!"]

But actually, I just like white socks. Especially when they're new. It feels so good to slide your feet into soft, pristine cotton socks! Don't you agree?

Also, when kittens have white socks, they are twice as cute.